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The spirit of a critically burned female is often observed shuffling orbs around in Betterton Beach Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of the driver of a train is known to have been distinguished on a few instances by Big Marsh looking creepy.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar may frequently be noticed walking a Rottweiler after midnight on a dark Betterton lane. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost enjoys scaring folks who have the guts to disrupt the peace in Betterton.
A lady lacking a head has every now and then been distinguished screaming at the bystander to go away beside the water at Bear Point. According to what the local residents say, this phantom loves terrifying foolhardy folks who come seeking phantoms in Betterton. Regardless of what people state, it is unquestionably a frightening phantom that any sound person wouldn't wish to bump into.
Vincent van Gogh is now and then witnessed in Back Creek going out of control.
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Ghost Sightings From Betterton
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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