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These are some lies we made up about Bethesda.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been made out on one or two occasions crawling out of a manhole on a Bethesda residential road at midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus may often be perceived in the center of Bogley Branch contemplating.
A very large ocelot may be perceived time and again looking over David Taylor Model Basin in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female with a moderately translucent body has every now and then been spotted calling names down next to All Pure Spring late at night. Regardless of what folks utter, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is once in a while distinguished turning toward the eye witness in a motor boat on Dalecarlia Reservoir. Local people who have noticed this phantom allege this phantom enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for phantoms in
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Bethesda. Whichever way, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of a guy in a military outfit has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions playing a song on a guitar in a Bethesda mobile home.
A Velociraptor can every so often be spotted in Anderson Park in the early morning hours
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before sunrise howling at the bystander to disappear.
A massive cony was witnessed up on the summit of Hunting Hill going nuts.
An ET from planet Mercury came into view by Great Falls Estate Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
A huge wildcat was made out in a Bethesda school in the early morning hours strolling the hallways.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system came into view in Mather Gorge in the early morning hours searching for an object.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was noticed in a mirror in a Bethesda mobile home; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
A giant woodchuck was witnessed in a building close to Bethesda.
An old knight's armor devoid of a human inside has often been witnessed in Cedarville State Forest quite near the ranger station smoking a cigar. Residents here declare that this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bethesda long ago.
A space invader from Saturn is often seen trying to locate a map by a parked
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Honda in a Bethesda parking lot at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethesda
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Ghost Sightings From Bethesda
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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