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These are some lies we made up about Berlin.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos showed up looking for an object under a parked Honda in a Berlin parking lot after midnight.
A very large leopard was observed in a Berlin area supermarket, walking the aisles.
A gigantic elephant emerged dragging a body over rocks in Berlin Commercial Historic District before dawn.
A gargantuan seal was perceived trying to hide a dead body in Bassett Millpond late in the night.
A very large basilisk was made out at Cropper Neck at night staring down into the water.
A space alien has repeatedly been seen staring mid stream in Ayer Creek.
The ghost of a young-looking lady soaked in blood is regularly seen by Dutch Harbor in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that should be left alone.
A giant mouse has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions taking a rest at a coffee table in a Berlin residence
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shining a lamp.
The ghost of an aged hag may repeatedly be observed striding through a home in Berlin.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy can be spotted very frequently riding on a stallion in the middle of a highway near Berlin.
Ferdinand Magellan has every now and then been perceived in Assateague Island
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National Seashore outside the park headquarters facing the onlooker.
A female's body having a pig's head is every now and then observed right by Cape Henlopen State Park gazing crossly at the viewer.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may once in a while be distinguished wandering through a building in the vicinity of Berlin.
An extremely large vicuna has regularly been seen at a public phone in Berlin talking on the telephone.
A space man is repeatedly perceived burning an object alongside a desolate highway right next door to Berlin at midnight.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances hanging out in a vacant home in Berlin.
A space alien from Jupiter can regularly be seen standing by a secluded road near Berlin.
A guy with the head of a goblin may be spotted very often mounted on a motorcycle on a dark road in close proximity to Berlin.
A somewhat decomposed human dead body has from time to time been made out
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in a Berlin house. One of the residents definitely argues that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who dare to disrupt the silence in Berlin. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is an unlikable ghost that you don't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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