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These are some lies we made up about Belcamp.
A massive camel has repeatedly been noticed heaving boulders down by the water at Belcamp Beach.
A fantastically terrifying ghost is often noticed burrowing an opening in Sewells Bar in the early morning hours.
A space man from space has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances in a flat in Belcamp.
The alien captain of a flying saucer can repeatedly be witnessed in Stoney Forest Demonstration Area at night collecting wood.
A very large orangutan can be spotted over and over again in a Belcamp mobile home.
A gigantic wolverine has now and then been witnessed strolling alongside a deserted road near Belcamp.
Cinderella is sometimes observed in A B Demarco Memorial Park in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a book.
The ghost of an elderly woman holding a pistol has been witnessed on several instances up on Boothby Hill trying to find a person. No matter what folks verbalize, this ghost unquestionably
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is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gigantic pronghorn can now and then be made out at Back Creek very late at night chucking pebbles into the flowing water.
An ET from planet Neptune has repeatedly been spotted looking at the water by Campus Hills Pond Dam at night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space
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is frequently spotted down at the water at Beach Point struggling to exclaim something.
Henry VIII has been spotted on a small number of occasions beside Blackhawk Spring at the stroke of midnight struggling to snatch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Belcamp
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Ghost Sightings From Belcamp
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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