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These are some lies we made up about Bel Alton.
A massive ox has sometimes been noticed in Chapel Point State Park late at night scaring people.
The phantom of a severely mangled huntsman dragging a dead coyote is once in a while noticed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Bel Alton home. Any which way, it's a scary ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to run into.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is known to have been perceived on numerous instances dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Bowling Creek late in the night.
A space man can sometimes be observed facing the observer up on Bunker Hill.
An extremely large zebra was seen by McAllister Pond Number One Dam very late at night staring at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Bel Alton
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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