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These are some lies we made up about Bel Air.
A gigantic ewe is frequently distinguished in Aquila Scott Park late at night covering a corpse by a large rock.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is known to have been spotted on a few occasions in the middle of Bear Cabin Branch screaming at the onlooker to beat it.
A big scary ogre can often be distinguished at Atkisson Dam at midnight flinging stones.
A space man may be witnessed repeatedly in a Bel Air school at midnight strolling the halls.
A very large steer has sometimes been seen in a house outside Bel Air.
An martian traveler from outer space is once in a while spotted searching for a shoe next to a parked truck in a Bel Air parking lot on a dark night.
A space alien from planet Saturn can every so often be seen having a steak at Four-H Camp Spring in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a young-looking man dressed in a rain coat is regularly noticed in a Bel Air area hardware store, walking the
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aisles. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to meet very late at night.
A beheaded man has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions reading a book late at night by a vending machine in Bel Air.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-splattered uniform can repeatedly be noticed seated at a coffee
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table in a Bel Air apartment carrying a cranium.
A space invader from deep space may be spotted repeatedly crying by the entrance to Elk Neck State Park.
The ghost of a man clutching a blood-covered knife has once in a while been seen in Fort Washington Park near the park headquarters staring. A number of of the folks who live here assert this phantom may perhaps be a famous old days local of Bel Air.
A soldier's uniform staggering about with no body in it is once in a while witnessed mounted on a pony by a highway in close proximity to Bel Air. It's been argued that this individual ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Bel Air.
The alien commander of a UFO has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances striding through a house in the vicinity of Bel Air.
The spirit of a dreadfully charred lady can from time to time be perceived at a pay phone in Bel Air talking on the telephone. No matter what, it indisputably is a frightening spirit that any rational person wouldn't
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Ghost Sightings From Bel Air
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Ghost Sightings From Bel Air
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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