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A large frightening ogre became visible in Brooks Park after midnight verbalizing into the air.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was observed in a Beallsville highschool in the early morning hours marching the hallways.
A form with a skeleton face having on gloomy robes came into sight holding a cranium up on the peak of Sugar Loaf Mountain. When perceived the spirit approached the viewer who then escaped.
A wandering ghost was witnessed in a mirror in a Beallsville apartment; the spirit was exclusively to be seen in the mirror. There have been additional reports about this ghost in the area. One of the local residents decisively claims that this ghost is the stressed soul of an old Beallsville resident. In any case, this ghost sure is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.
An alien from planet Neptune was witnessed hurling pieces of wood into the water at Broad Run very late at night.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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