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These are some lies we made up about Barton.
Nicolaus Copernicus has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances struggling out of Pine Swamp soaked in slime at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system may be spotted time and again sipping gasoline by the water at Warnick Point.
An alien from planet Neptune has sometimes been seen gazing at the water by Barton Debris Basin Dam before sunrise.
An enormous oryx is now and then seen in Barton Reservation at the stroke of midnight speaking into the air.
A Megalosaurus is known to have been observed on several occasions hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Aaron Run before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Barton
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Ghost Sightings From Barton
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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