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An alien has once in a while been made out up on Black Hill drinking blood from a bottle.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship is once in a while noticed snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Barnesville.
An alien tourist from another galaxy has allegedly been made out on several occasions musicalizing on a piano in a Barnesville house.
An ET from outer space may occasionally be noticed floating along on Bear Branch very late at night.
A gigantic shrew was observed smoking a pipe at Churchill Town Sector Dam before sunrise.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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