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A space invader from deep space may be observed frequently in Long Marsh around midnight trying to conceal a corpse.
A large scary ogre is now and then seen pulling a body over the grass in Goldsboro Community Park at the stroke of midnight.
An alien has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances tossing pebbles into the flowing water at Tidy Island Creek very late at night.
A military outfit marching around devoid of a body in it may every so often be made out trying to flag down cars by the side of a shady highway outside Barclay.
An enormous tapir has often been made out glugging down regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Barclay.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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