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These are some lies we made up about Baltimore.
A gigantic yak was witnessed going bananas in a rubber raft on Ashburton Lake.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head is repeatedly spotted at the stroke of midnight drifting along on Dead Run.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy has supposedly been observed on one or two instances up on the summit of Bare Hills mounding pebbles.
The ghost of a woman with a bag strapped around her head may regularly be witnessed flying across the Bare Hills very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has once in a while been observed nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Baltimore.
An extraterrestrial from space is from time to time spotted in Baltimore Zoo at the stroke of midnight trying to locate a bag.
A colossal sloth has purportedly been observed on a handful of occasions in a Baltimore secondary school after midnight striding the hallways.
A semi translucent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a liner may
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from time to time be distinguished in Green Spring Valley at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar.
A massive dingo has repeatedly been witnessed at Clear Spring Water Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours discussing into the air.
A big menacing ghost is often perceived in a residence in the neighborhood of Baltimore.
The ghost
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of a chained up guy is rumored to have been seen on several occasions trying to locate a picture under a parked vehicle in a Baltimore parking lot on a dark night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Baltimore resident.
The ghost of a bum can repeatedly be made out glancing across The Caves before dawn.
A space man can be distinguished time and again screaming down by the water at Ferry Bar.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has occasionally been seen in a Baltimore area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
William Shakespeare is occasionally seen resting at a coffee table in a Baltimore flat attempting to verbalize something.
A very large addax is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances attempting to touch something in Cedarville State Forest quite near the park headquarters.
A colossal antelope may every so often be perceived meditating in Catoctin Mountain Park near the park headquarters.
An alien from planet Mars
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was perceived mounted on a donkey in the middle of a road near Baltimore.
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Ghost Sightings From Baltimore
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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