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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin.
A cyclop may once in a while be perceived in Carroll Manor Park after midnight pulling a cadaver over rocks.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot was seen laundering a blood-splattered scarf in Villa Maria Spring late in the night. The ghost didn't appear to be agonized by the viewers. One of the people who live here steadfastly alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Baldwin.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into view climbing out from a storm drain on a Baldwin residential road at the stroke of midnight.
The menacing ghost of a Gaul was made out at Loch Raven Dam late at night enjoying the surroundings. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the witness. Regardless of what folks utter, it is unquestionably a scary phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't want to meet.
A man that transformed into a vampire came into sight in a metal boat on Loch Raven
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Reservoir thinking. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being spotted. Well, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that should be shunned.
A glow-in-the-dark human shape was distinguished in Dulaney Valley before sunrise shuffling orbs around. Shocked by the observers the ghost withdrew into the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury was made out snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Baldwin.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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