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The spirit of a gentleman with words engraved into his head can from time to time be witnessed rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of an Avenue flat around midnight. People who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Avenue some decades ago.
A massive cat is frequently witnessed late at night climbing out of Church Swamp covered in slime.
A Pteranodon has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions struggling to verbalize something in Blue Sow late at night.
An alien explorer from space may frequently be perceived attempting to grasp something at Ledford Farm Pond Dam late in the night.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can be perceived very often reflecting down at the shore at Port Sunlight Beach.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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