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These are some lies we made up about Ashton.
A space alien from Pluto has been observed on frequent occasions at Brighton Dam very late at night struggling to touch something.
A gargantuan mongoose can once in a while be spotted shining a kerosene lamp in a plastic boat on Triadelphia Reservoir.
An alien from space was spotted throwing pebbles into the water at Batchellors Run late in the night.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer came into sight performing a tune on a fiddle in an Ashton trailer.
An ET from planet Mercury was made out in Bel Pre Park after midnight yelling names.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashton
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Ghost Sightings From Ashton
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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