|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Arnold.
A colossal bison is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances talking into the thin air as if somebody else was near.
A huge musk-ox was seen walking a Poodle before sunrise on a shady Arnold residential street.
The ghost of a young-looking woman wearing a bloody wedding gown was observed on the pinnacle of Eagle Hill at midnight gazing at the panorama. The watcher was frightened and escaped. In any event, it undeniably is a terrifying spirit that is preferably not disrupted.
An ET emerged in Blackhole Creek Bog late in the night struggling to conceal a body.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship was observed at night checking out Wiona Cliffs.
An martian explorer from the cosmos was noticed looking terrifying down near the water at Acton Cove.
Ludwig van Beethoven has repeatedly been seen by Annapolis Harbor on a dark night gazing at the water.
A beheaded woman is regularly distinguished looking irritably
| |
|
at the onlooker by Arthurs Run.
A gargantuan newt has purportedly been distinguished on a few occasions at Carrs Beach in the early morning hours gazing at the waves at the shore.
A Megalosaurus can often be witnessed down near the water's edge at Heron Lake flinging bricks.
An extremely large horse can be made out over and over
| |
| |
again very late at night fluttering over North Basin.
A massive yak has sometimes been witnessed annihilating a bag in Arden Park late in the night.
A very large polar bear has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions peeking through apartment windows in Arnold at the stroke of midnight.
Marco Polo can every now and then be seen searching for a glove in Bodkin Point Shoal at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young girl has repeatedly been seen going through trash container on an Arnold lane.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting murky robes has supposedly been spotted on numerous instances on an Arnold residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at night.
A wandering ghost can repeatedly be spotted staring at a woman snoozing on a futon in a house in Arnold.
An ET from another planet may be seen over and over again in an autopart store in the Arnold area.
An extremely
|
|
large raccoon is from time to time perceived carrying a human headbone in Calvert Cliffs State Park outside the park headquarters.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Arnold
Submit a lie about Arnold, Maryland:
Other untruthful towns near Arnold, Maryland:
Annapolis, Maryland, 2 miles away
Pasadena, Maryland, 4 miles away
Gibson Island, Maryland, 5 miles away
Severna Park, Maryland, 5 miles away
Crownsville, Maryland, 7 miles away
Edgewater, Maryland, 7 miles away
Riva, Maryland, 8 miles away
Millersville, Maryland, 9 miles away
Fort Howard, Maryland, 9 miles away
Curtis Bay, Maryland, 9 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Maryland
|
Ghost Sightings From Arnold
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
MORE JOKES
|
