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These are some lies we made up about Aquasco.
A gigantic musk deer can regularly be spotted drifting along Black Swamp Creek late at night.
A soldier's uniform marching about without a body in it can be perceived over and over again looking down into the water at Abington Cove in the early morning hours before sunrise. According to what the local residents declare, this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Aquasco.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has sometimes been seen wandering from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on an Aquasco residential road.
Aristotle is once in a while made out in Cedarville State Forest before dawn setting up camp.
The ghost of a civil war soldier is known to have been seen on many instances in Hallowing Point Park in the early morning hours dragging a dead body across the dirt. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a hostile phantom that you do not want to meet at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Aquasco
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Ghost Sightings From Aquasco
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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