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Hansel and Gretel's mom is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions heaving stones into the flow at Bear Branch late in the night.
An enormous wildcat may often be spotted before dawn scrambling out of Island Marshes soaked in dirty water.
A colossal sheep may be distinguished over and over again at Burba Lake Dam after midnight flashing a flash light.
A huge elk has sometimes been spotted pacing through a mobile home in Annapolis Junction.
A space alien from the cosmos is now and then noticed traveling on a pony along a highway in the neighborhood of Annapolis Junction.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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