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A space invader from planet Venus can frequently be distinguished sitting on a bench in an apartment in Adamstown.
A dinosaur has from time to time been observed clutching a human skull by Calico Rocks.
An alien from deep space is now and then spotted in Ballenger Creek Park after midnight screaming.
A female with a sea-green face can now and then be made out down next to Kanawha Spring before sunrise gazing.
A space alien was spotted in Arundel Branch struggling to seize something.
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Ghost Sightings From Adamstown
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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