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These are some lies we made up about Accokeek.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire may be seen time and again in Accokeek Neighborhood Park before dawn flickering a flash light.
A space man from space has every so often been observed pondering down at the water at Bryan Point.
An extraterrestrial is now and then spotted shuffling orbs about in the center of Broad Creek.
Frankenstein's Monster is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions after midnight giving a piloted excursion of Indian Queen Bluff to a cluster of ghosts.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object can sometimes be observed coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
The phantom of a pregnant lady was perceived late in the night rushing after a passing car on a dark highway close to Accokeek. This particular ghost has been witnessed very often in this location.
A decapitated gentleman appeared staring crossly at the viewer by Pages Swamp. Many reports of this phantom have been
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conveyed.
A colossal ewe emerged picking flowers in the front yard of a mobile home in Accokeek.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world was seen bass fishing from the shore of Angler Lake in the early morning hours.
A woman with her head and both legs cut off was witnessed by an old man canoeing in a river outside Accokeek.
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This ghost is very active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of additional reports of this precise ghost. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom takes pleasure in startling foolish people who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Accokeek. Whatever people state, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that is preferably not disrupted.
The phantom of a guy gripping a blood-covered sword has frequently been witnessed sitting in a chair in a mobile home in Accokeek.
A sizeable bloodcurdling giant is repeatedly observed drinking blood from a jar in Cedarville State Forest outside the ranger station.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been perceived on several instances gobbling a sandwich under a lamppost in Accokeek.
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Ghost Sightings From Accokeek
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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