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These are some lies we made up about Abingdon.
The spirit of a female with words engraved into her leg can repeatedly be seen striding alongside a desolate road in the vicinity of Abingdon.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has occasionally been distinguished looking at the vista at Atkisson Dam on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer is occasionally seen showing up in a washroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space is rumored to have been seen on a few instances late at night sprinting after a passing Jeep on a shadowy highway close to Abingdon.
A colossal cheetah may once in a while be perceived yelling in Aquila Scott Park before sunrise.
A Stegosaurus was observed after midnight exploring Sewells Bar in detail.
A female with worms crawling out of her eyes appeared in Stoney Forest Demonstration Area at the stroke of midnight camping out. The spirit spoke of avenging a homicide. Based on what the locals assert, this ghost may be the
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soul of a local person who passed away here in Abingdon a long time ago.
A huge crow was made out at Belcamp Beach taking a moonlight bath.
A mermaid came into view down beside Blackhawk Spring at night frightening folks.
A gigantic jaguar was spotted at Beach Point at midnight staring down into the water.
An extraterrestrial
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from planet Pluto was observed flinging pieces of wood into the flowing water at Bird River at the stroke of midnight.
Alexander the Great has repeatedly been made out watering plants in the side yard of a building in Abingdon.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her heart has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions by an old woman fishing by a lake near Abingdon. Many local residents say this spirit is in all probability the undeparted spirit of a local who used to live here in Abingdon. Anyway, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.
A gigantic alligator can repeatedly be distinguished near Elk Neck State Park shouting at the onlooker to be off.
A giant anteater may be noticed often resting in a beanbag in a residence in Abingdon.
The ghost of a strapped up female is now and then observed throwing chunks of concrete in Fort Washington Park near the ranger station. Locals here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Abingdon local person.
A space
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alien from space has supposedly been observed on one or two instances wandering from apartment to apartment at night on an Abingdon lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Abingdon
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Ghost Sightings From Abingdon
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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