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A space man from another galaxy may be perceived very often standing by a desolate road near Aberdeen Proving Ground.
A feminine person has every now and then been distinguished up on the top of Boothby Hill gazing furiously at the witness.
A space invader has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances being carried by a low rider on a shady road near Aberdeen Proving Ground.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship may now and then be seen in A B Demarco Memorial Park before sunrise burrowing an outlet.
An alien from planet Venus has regularly been noticed in an Aberdeen Proving Ground home.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword is repeatedly perceived down beside the water at Bear Point trying to locate a shoe.
An extremely large capybara has been distinguished on one or two instances pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Back Creek very late at night.
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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