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These are some lies we made up about Aberdeen.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO may frequently be distinguished in an Aberdeen highschool at the stroke of midnight pacing the corridors.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet can be distinguished often in A B Demarco Memorial Park very late at night burying a body by a big boulder.
A space invader from Mars has once in a while been made out shouting at the eye witness to disappear up on Boothby Hill.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin has purportedly been perceived on several occasions in a trailer near Aberdeen. Local people who have perceived this phantom argue this phantom is most likely the stressed phantom of a local who used to live here in Aberdeen.
A gargantuan alligator may occasionally be perceived trying to find a hat under a parked Toyota in an Aberdeen parking lot at night.
A partially decomposed human corpse has frequently been noticed down beside the water's edge at Belcamp Beach gulping blood
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from a beaker. A resident says that this phantom is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Aberdeen resident. In any case, it's a scary ghost that is better not interrupted.
A female ablaze, hauling a petroleum bottle is often witnessed beside a bloodcurdling high tree in Stoney Forest Demonstration Area trying to find a glove.
A space
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alien from space is known to have been perceived on a few occasions in Sewells Bar very late at night guzzling soda pop.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot can frequently be perceived in an Aberdeen area shoe store, striding the aisles. Some folks say this spirit is that of a resident who existed here in Aberdeen long ago.
A space alien has once in a while been noticed drifting along Broad Run very late at night.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been perceived on many instances looking at the water by Campus Hills Pond Dam at night.
A gargantuan reptile was made out looking down into the water at Black Point after midnight.
Bigfoot came into sight seated at a coffee table in an Aberdeen house looking.
A gigantic mandrill was spotted traveling on a pony alongside a highway outside Aberdeen.
A huge rhinoceros became visible in Lums Pond State Park at the ranger station twinkling a light.
A female with a green face was witnessed reflecting by the entrance to
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Fort Washington Park. The arrival of the bystander scared the phantom who then vanished. It has been asserted that this precise ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the peace in Aberdeen. Regardless of what people state, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling spirit that you do not want to bump into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Aberdeen
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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