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An enormous wildcat may now and then be perceived at Port Sunlight Beach reading a pamphlet.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has regularly been made out pacing down a deserted road close to Abell.
An enormous raccoon is frequently seen howling by Church Swamp.
The chilling phantom of a conquistador has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances in Blue Sow late in the night looking.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos can regularly be made out at Avenue Branch at night staring down into the water.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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