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An alien from Venus is from time to time witnessed at midnight fluttering over the South Mountain.
A guy with the head of a goblin has been perceived on numerous occasions in Leiberts Gap at night staring crossly at the viewer. No matter what folks verbalize, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into late in the night.
A woman in flames, grasping a fuel tank can every so often be seen screaming at the watcher to beat it in Emmaus Community Park late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has frequently been made out at a coin operated phone in Zionsville talking on the phone.
The ghost of a grower wearing a worn straw hat is often spotted at Hensingersville Dam at midnight burrowing a nook. Some of the folks here allege this ghost loves scaring unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Zionsville.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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