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These are some lies we made up about Yukon.
An ET from the cosmos can be witnessed time and again trying on socks in a Yukon trailer.
A medusa has once in a while been observed at the stroke of midnight floating by on Andrews Run.
A gigantic skunk is occasionally distinguished taking in the vista at Delmont Mine Refuse Bank Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant gemsbok has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions looking at the panorama from the top of Bald Hill at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial may every so often be distinguished in Braddock Camp Historical Marker around midnight stacking boulders.
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Ghost Sightings From Yukon
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Ghost Sightings From Yukon
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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