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An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space has every so often been distinguished on a Youngwood residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from deep space is every so often observed in Mount Odin Park in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a cadaver by a big boulder.
A colossal sheep has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances looking at the water by Brinkerton Dam around midnight.
A space alien can sometimes be distinguished trying to utter something by Belson Run.
A huge lynx has repeatedly been made out down beside the waterfront at Mountain Valley Lake struggling to touch something.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is frequently made out hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Youngwood.
An ET from planet Venus can regularly be distinguished looking at a woman sleeping on a futon in an apartment in Youngwood.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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