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A soldier's outfit pacing about lacking a body in it was spotted digging a gap up on the top of Brown Hill. This is one of those phantoms that is made out often in the neighborhood. According to what the people who live here allege, this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Youngsville.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has regularly been distinguished by a person fishing by a lake close to Youngsville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is often observed in Buckaloons Recreation Area at the stroke of midnight covering a dead body by a big rock.
An ET from another planet has been perceived on a handful of occasions by Little Brokenstraw Creek searching for a glove.
The phantom of a civil war combatant may often be witnessed crawling out of Sugar Grove Swamp covered in filth at the stroke of midnight. People here who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is the struggling
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soul of a long dead Youngsville resident.
An ET has once in a while been distinguished resting on a bench in a trailer in Youngsville.
The ghost of a seriously charred female is occasionally noticed checking out Nuttles Rocks before dawn. People here say that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Youngsville in the past. In any event, this phantom unquestionably is creepy; one that is better not upset.
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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