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These are some lies we made up about York Haven.
The Wizard of Oz is regularly noticed howling at the viewer to leave near Conewago Falls on a dark night.
A massive dingo has been seen on a few instances going crazy down next to the water's edge at Lake Frederic.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship may regularly be noticed emerging in a bathroom mirror.
The phantom of a man gripping a blood-covered sword can be observed repeatedly drifting by on Beaver Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. It has been alleged that this specific phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through York Haven long ago.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has every now and then been spotted by Lewis Dam after midnight staring at the water.
Plato is every now and then distinguished having a seat in an armchair in a house near York Haven.
A giant addax has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances consuming a fish in Conoy Township Park around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From York Haven
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Ghost Sightings From York Haven
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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