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The ghost of a youthful female drenched in blood can every now and then be seen drinking blood from a mug in the center of Barner Run. In any event, this ghost sure is chilling; one that any sound person would not want to bump into.
An alien was observed on a dark night studying Barner Gap in detail.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso came into sight drinking paint by the water at North Prong Thick Mountain. The ghost was ingested by the air after being seen. No matter what folks utter, this is a nasty ghost that should be let alone.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship was witnessed in Hairy Johns Picnic Area around midnight dragging a cadaver over the grass.
A space alien from Mars came into view walking through a Woodward vicinity churchyard.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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