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The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been seen on one or two instances in Bowman Field in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a cadaver by a large rock.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn can often be observed by Beautys Run weeping.
A gargantuan beaver may be made out very frequently looking beneath a lamppost in Williamsport.
A space man from another galaxy has once in a while been seen browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Williamsport house at the stroke of midnight.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then spotted staring at folks in a Williamsport home through a keyhole.
A space invader from planet Saturn has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions at Frank E Heller Dam in the early morning hours taking in the surroundings.
A space invader from space can every so often be made out gazing at the panorama
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from the summit of Hogsback Mount at night.
Ferdinand Magellan was made out in a desolate place near Williamsport.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship materialized very late at night studying Bear Pen Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a police force uniform was distinguished slurping water from Gibson Hollow
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Spring at the stroke of midnight. When distinguished the phantom approached the witness who then fled.
A gargantuan opossum appeared screaming at the viewer to leave by Fisher Point.
An Icthyosaurus was made out mailing an envelope at a Williamsport post office.
An alien traveler from deep space has often been observed speaking into the air as if someone else was near.
The spirit of an elderly guy with a large gray mustache is frequently witnessed mounding chunks of concrete in Hills Creek State Park quite near the park headquarters. One thing is for guaranteed, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that is preferably not upset.
A massive pig can regularly be witnessed looking through home windows in Williamsport in the early morning hours.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head can be witnessed time and again watching television in a Williamsport living room before sunrise.
A space man from another galaxy has now and then been seen going through garbage container on a Williamsport
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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