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A space invader from deep space is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Catasauqua Creek before sunrise.
An enormous chimpanzee can every so often be seen fishing from the water's edge of Catasauqua Lake before sunrise.
Cinderella has often been witnessed in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in her rear view mirror after midnight.
An alien is often spotted slurping water from Crystal Spring on a dark night.
A massive porcupine has supposedly been seen on many instances glancing at the sight from the summit of Dutch Hill very late at night.
A female character may often be made out by a guy hiking along a trail close to Whitehall.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft can be noticed frequently in Beth-Allen Park after midnight dragging a corpse over the grass.
An alien explorer from another planet has sometimes been made out terrifying
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folks at Cedar Creek Dam Number One around midnight.
A massive warthog is occasionally made out going to see Bauer Rock late in the night.
An ET from planet Saturn is known to have been perceived on numerous instances taking a rest on a bench in a trailer in Whitehall.
An alien from another planet can occasionally be distinguished
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facing the eye witness by a lamppost in Whitehall.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object was distinguished going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Whitehall house in the early morning hours.
An alien tourist from space came into view in Beltzville State Park by the ranger station going bananas.
A space man from another world was made out gazing at people in a Whitehall trailer through a door crack.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword came into sight in a secluded place outside Whitehall. The bystander panicked and escaped. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Plato was observed quite near Delaware National Scenic River swallowing blood from a jar.
The ghost of a female having a name carved into her head has regularly been distinguished trying to flag down cars in the middle of a shady road in the neighborhood of Whitehall.
A giant quagga is repeatedly witnessed posting a parcel at a Whitehall post office.
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martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship may regularly be made out drinking unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Whitehall.
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Ghost Sightings From Whitehall
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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