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A colossal shrew has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances guzzling water from Tomhicken Falls before sunrise.
A huge moose may now and then be spotted in a store in the Weston area.
An alien from the cosmos has regularly been perceived heaving bricks into the current at Barnes Run at midnight.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft is frequently witnessed looking down into the water at The Cove before dawn.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy has purportedly been made out on a few instances scrambling out from a manhole on a Weston lane very late at night.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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