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The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft is sometimes spotted peeping through home windows in Waterville around midnight.
A space man from the Moon is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions rearranging orbs about by Blackwell Swamp.
An Allosaurus can every now and then be perceived watching cable in a Waterville living room at night.
A very large impala was seen at Little Pine Dam before dawn enjoying the surroundings.
An extremely large kangaroo materialized pointing at the witness up on Houselander Mountain.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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