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The alien navigator of a UFO can once in a while be observed peeping through house windows in Tresckow at midnight.
A very large donkey was noticed beside Sand Spring around midnight repositioning orbs around.
A space alien from planet Mars came into view searching through trash cans on a Tresckow avenue.
A woman devoid of a head was noticed covering a cadaver by a big boulder in Skyview Memorial Park at night. This exact phantom has been seen very often in this place. Folks who have witnessed this spirit claim this spirit could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Tresckow some decades ago.
An alien from another part of the galaxy became visible at Bear Creek Dam before sunrise looking at the surroundings.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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