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A woman with the head of a leprechaun is often distinguished sipping blood from a container on the water's edge of Lake Pahagaco.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there can repeatedly be spotted searching for a box beneath a parked Nissan in a Thomasville parking lot on a dark night. According to what the people who live here declare, this phantom is the tormented spirit of a former Thomasville resident.
The alien technician of a UFO may be made out often at Codorus Creek Dam late at night slurping orange juice.
A gargantuan camel has from time to time been seen in a Thomasville area store, pacing the aisles.
A space alien from planet Mercury is occasionally observed soaring across the Pigeon Hills at night.
An alien from outer space has been distinguished on many instances up on High Rock hauling a human skull.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer was observed at Beaver Creek at the stroke of midnight throwing bricks into the stream.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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