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A gentleman's body having the head of a donkey has purportedly been witnessed on many instances swallowing gas from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Stoystown.
A colossal argali may regularly be perceived talking into the night as if someone else was nearby.
A feminine person may be made out repeatedly at Bigan Dam at night stacking bricks. Based on what the local residents argue, this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Stoystown before the present.
An ET has every so often been spotted by Babcock Creek annihilating a box.
A colossal shrew is once in a while seen trying to locate a glove in Moonshine Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy grasping a sword has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances gulping soda pop in Babcock Picnic Area at midnight.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her nose has regularly been made out walking a dog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Stoystown avenue.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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