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The phantom of a coal-miner came into sight in Colerain Picnic Area after midnight trying to utter something. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the thin air. One of the local residents decisively claims that this phantom loves scaring unwise folks who dare to disturb the serenity in Spruce Creek.
Julius Ceasar was witnessed on the pinnacle of Bunker Hill at midnight staring at the view.
A massive cheetah has frequently been distinguished in a home near Spruce Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a gas station attendant is repeatedly observed staring over Canoe Valley on a dark night.
A dinosaur has purportedly been spotted on many instances startling people at Arch Spring before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Spruce Creek
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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