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These are some lies we made up about Springfield.
Julius Ceasar is repeatedly witnessed looking at a man slumbering on a mattress in a building in Springfield.
The phantom of a seriously charred woman has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances in a store in the Springfield neighborhood. No matter what, it's sure a terrifying ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a man having a name carved into his foot can frequently be noticed hiding a dead body by a big boulder in Angora Park after midnight. Some of those who live here allege this ghost loves scaring unwise folks who are bold enough to interrupt the tranquility in Springfield.
An ET from Saturn can be perceived frequently trying on socks in a Springfield apartment.
The phantom of an engine driver has sometimes been seen by Crum Creek Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
A gigantic cat is from time to time distinguished on the top of Georges Hill before dawn surveying the vista.
The ghost of a dreadfully
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mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions staring down into the water at Calcon Hook on a dark night.
A Pteranodon can from time to time be perceived throwing boulders into Belmount Reservoir in the early morning hours.
A space alien from outer space has frequently been observed heaving stones
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into the flowing water at Browns Run late at night.
A gargantuan colt is frequently made out nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Springfield.
The Wizard of Oz has allegedly been seen on a few instances at Bellevue State Park struggling to articulate something.
A space invader can be distinguished over and over again in a Springfield secondary school at midnight pacing the hallways.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft is every so often perceived in a mobile home next to Springfield.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions trying to find a shoe under a parked car in a Springfield parking lot after midnight.
An alien from planet Neptune may once in a while be perceived crying out names in Delaware National Scenic River by the ranger station.
The phantom of a youthful woman with a cable around her neck was seen in a Springfield area hardware store, staggering the aisles. When witnessed the ghost moved toward the
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eye witness who then ran off. It's been argued that this precise ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Springfield some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Springfield
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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