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A space man from Venus has now and then been witnessed dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Big Sewickley Creek in the early morning hours.
A partially rotten human body is every so often witnessed weeping in Ambridge Park late at night.
A gargantuan whale has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances enjoying the landscape at Dashields Dam late at night.
A space invader from another galaxy can now and then be noticed strolling through a South Heights vicinity churchyard.
A huge horse was noticed trying to grasp something along a wild road near South Heights in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From South Heights
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Ghost Sightings From South Heights
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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