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These are some lies we made up about Somerset.
An ET from another planet can every so often be seen in a mobile home in Somerset.
A sizeable creepy dragon was perceived smoking a pipe in the middle of Bromm Run.
A very large gemsbok materialized in a canoe on Lake Somerset reading a tabloid.
A bloodcurdling being was seen enjoying the view at Coxes Creek Dam late at night. The witness was terrified and ran away.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a janitor came into sight in a Somerset building. The spirit didn't appear to be anxious by the watchers. Residents who have observed this ghost assert this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Somerset in the past.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was witnessed gazing in Laurel Summit State Park late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was distinguished wandering by the side of a wild road next to Somerset.
Christopher Columbus has frequently been made out showing up in
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a closet mirror.
An ET from another galaxy is frequently spotted resting on a bench in a mobile home close to Somerset.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft can often be observed in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing Honda on a shady highway in close proximity to Somerset.
The phantom of a man dressed
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in a law enforcement outfit has once in a while been made out in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver witnessing the phantom in her rear view mirror late in the night.
The ghost of an elderly man with a long white mustache is from time to time made out picking flowers in the front yard of a home in Somerset.
A huge opossum is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions sitting on a couch in a building in Somerset.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head may every so often be witnessed staggering from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on a Somerset residential road.
A knight's armor without a human being inside has repeatedly been witnessed seated at the dining table in a Somerset mobile home. Whatever people utter, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien traveler from another world is regularly noticed in a secluded zone in the neighborhood of Somerset.
The ghost of a female with a sack bound around her head has supposedly been noticed
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on many occasions standing by the side of a murky highway in the neighborhood of Somerset. A local alleges that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Somerset. One thing's for sure, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Somerset
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Ghost Sightings From Somerset
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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