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A gigantic cheetah has often been distinguished on the top of Quakers Knob late in the night studying the scenery.
An ET is frequently noticed striding through a mobile home close to Slovan.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions in Burgettstown Community Park in the early morning hours eating a slice of pizza.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space can regularly be made out in a phone booth in Slovan using the phone.
A gentleman with the head of a devil may be seen often at night scrutinizing Cherry Valley in detail. Some of the folks here say this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Slovan many years ago. In any case, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disturbed.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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