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A massive kid is frequently made out hurling rocks into the flowing water at Burd Run in the early morning hours.
An ET from another planet is known to have been noticed on many occasions before sunrise checking out Devil Alex Hollow in detail.
The ghost of an old hag may often be witnessed articulating into the thin air as if someone besides was near.
A space alien has sometimes been distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise fluttering over Cleversburg Sink.
A lady's body having a dog's head is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances trying to say something in Benders Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
One of the three Little Pigs may now and then be observed twinkling a lamp up on the summit of Methodist Hill.
A gigantic porcupine was witnessed looking through trailer windows in Shippensburg at night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart showed up watching movies in a Shippensburg living
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room very late at night.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft was observed browsing through garbage cans on a Shippensburg residential road.
A gargantuan dromedary emerged hovering in the air like a balloon in Shippensburg.
A guy having the head of a goblin was distinguished staring at an old woman sleeping on the floor
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in a residence in Shippensburg. The onlooker became frightened and escaped.
A gigantic eland was perceived in an autopart store in the Shippensburg area.
A giant baboon has frequently been seen burrowing an opening in Greenbrier State Park near the ranger station.
A lady afire, hauling a gas tank has supposedly been witnessed on several instances mounding pebbles at Appalachian National Scenic Trail. People say that this spirit could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Shippensburg in the past.
A giant giraffe can repeatedly be distinguished trying on clothes in a Shippensburg residence.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter may be perceived repeatedly creeping up from a manhole on a Shippensburg street before dawn.
A space invader from space has sometimes been noticed snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Shippensburg.
The ghost of a planter having on a straw hat is from time to time witnessed playing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Shippensburg flat. A
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man who lives here alleges that this phantom might be a recognized old days dweller of Shippensburg. In any case, it indisputably is a scary ghost that you would not want to bump into very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Shippensburg
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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