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An extremely large canary materialized late in the night drifting along on Anthony Run.
An Anchisaurus was seen trimming bushes in the front garden of a house in Shelocta.
A lady having the head of a beast came into view at Keystone Station Dam on a dark night taking in the vista. The spirit mentioned revenging a killing.
A space man was observed scaring people down by the water at Keystone Lake.
A lady carrying her head next to her arm has frequently been observed by an old man hunting in a forest next to Shelocta.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent is frequently noticed on the highest spot of Coleman Hill on a dark night viewing the scenery. People here who have distinguished this phantom claim this phantom may well be a famous old days local of Shelocta.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions resting in a beanbag in a building in Shelocta.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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