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These are some lies we made up about Scotland.
The ghost of a young man having on a confederate uniform was spotted facing the watcher in Cold Spring Run. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody other nearby. According to what the residents argue, this ghost enjoys startling foolish people who have the nerve to disrupt the peace in Scotland. Anyway, this is a nasty ghost that should be left alone.
The ghost of a strapped up man was perceived studying Devil Alex Hollow in detail late in the night. The appearance of the viewer startled the spirit who then disappeared.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is frequently observed staring at people in a Scotland mobile home through a door crack.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions next to Crawford Springs before sunrise scraping out a gap.
The ghost of a street bum may repeatedly be made out spitting at passing cars alongside a gloomy road in close proximity to Scotland. Lots of residents declare this phantom loves scaring unwise folks who come searching for phantoms in Scotland.
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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