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An alien from planet Mercury may be witnessed time and again wandering from residence to residence on a dark night on a Sassamansville street.
An ET from another solar system has sometimes been spotted rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Sassamansville apartment on a dark night.
The phantom of a critically mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote is every now and then spotted by Ringing Rocks howling.
A woman lacking a head may every so often be spotted around midnight drifting along on Deep Creek. No matter what folks articulate, this is a nasty ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to bump into.
The alien technician of a flying saucer is often noticed on the top of Devil Head at night looking at the sight.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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