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The ghost of a chained up man can regularly be observed gazing irritably at the eye witness up on Rich Hill. A resident says that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Russellton local resident.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood may be witnessed time and again sitting at a coffee table in a Russellton house yelling at the observer to beat it.
An alien tourist from another planet has every now and then been observed pacing through a residence in Russellton.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is from time to time distinguished in Cherry Valley at midnight mounding pebbles.
The ghost of an old hag is rumored to have been spotted on a few instances looking at the water by Allegheny River Lock And Dam Three before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Russellton
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Ghost Sightings From Russellton
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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