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These are some lies we made up about Ronks.
The Loch Ness Monster has frequently been made out stacking rocks mid stream in Calamus Run.
A space man from deep space is repeatedly distinguished guzzling blood from a beaker next to a lamppost in Ronks.
A form with a skeleton face having on murky robes has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances staggering from trailer to trailer after midnight on a Ronks road. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that should be avoided.
A space invader can often be distinguished up on Bunker Hill gulping paint.
A drifting ghost has sometimes been witnessed in Dutch Wonderland Amusement Park on a dark night hiding a cadaver by a big boulder.
An alien vacationer from space is once in a while observed after midnight exploring Coal Hill in detail.
The phantom of a young Indian combatant is known to have been seen on numerous occasions staring at the water by Graffa Mill Dam before dawn.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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