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I saw a ghost that scared me half to death when I came out of Reading High School after dark. When I saw the spirit I ran in to the pizza shop across the street and it came and broke the window trying to attack me with a butcher knife in the kitchen. I luckily call 911 and they came in the matter of 2 minutes while my arm was chopped off and had to get a plastic one.
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Category: ghost
These are some lies we made up about Reading.
Johann Sebastian Bach has repeatedly been perceived slurping apple juice in Angelica Park before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a wire around her neck is repeatedly observed by Angelica Lake Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
A very large newt can repeatedly be perceived flinging pebbles into Angelica Lake very late at night.
A space man from another solar system has from time to time been seen flying over Poplar Neck very late at night.
An incredibly creepy ghost is
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sometimes spotted in McKnight Gap before dawn seeking somebody.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions washing a bloody jacket in Geiles Spring on a dark night.
The spirit of an old female holding a rifle can sometimes be distinguished howling by Allegheny Creek. One thing's
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for certain, it's without a doubt a scary spirit that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of an old Indian chief was seen in an autopart store in the Reading neighborhood. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the air. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Reading.
A massive hartebeest materialized trying on a hat in a Reading residence.
A Brachiosaurus was seen gazing at the vista from the pinnacle of Chapel Hill after midnight.
An enormous wolverine materialized contemplating beside a giant tree in Breneiser Woods.
A space invader from planet Mercury was spotted crawling out from a drain hole on a Reading residential road after midnight.
A space man from another planet was noticed snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Reading.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been witnessed in a Reading school at midnight pacing the corridors.
A gigantic porpoise has allegedly been observed
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on a handful of occasions in a mirror in a Reading home; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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