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An extraterrestrial from another solar system is now and then witnessed drifting down on Beaver Creek at night.
The alien technician of a UFO may every so often be seen frightening people down near the water at Eisenhuth Reservoir.
The ghost of an aged sorceress is regularly made out crying out people's names up on Broad Mountain.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso has allegedly been distinguished on several instances facing the bystander on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Broad Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise. It's been declared that this precise ghost takes pleasure in startling foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Port Carbon.
A gentleman with the head of a devil can often be distinguished pulling a dead body over the grass in Locust Lake State Park late at night.
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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