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A massive elephant is often spotted up on Bear Mountain devouring a chicken drumstick.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft has been observed on one or two occasions swallowing soda pop by a streetlamp in Pocono Manor.
The ghost of a man clothed as a store clerk may regularly be spotted pacing from flat to flat at the stroke of midnight on a Pocono Manor avenue. Folks here assert that this ghost could be a celebrated past native of Pocono Manor.
The Abominable Snowman can be observed time and again in Big Pocono State Park at midnight covering a corpse by a large rock.
A gargantuan armadillo has every so often been distinguished looking down into the water at The Devils Hole on a dark night.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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